Big shop update on Monday, 12/15 at 9pm Eastern. Everything will arrive by Xmas. Please purchase expensive gifts for all your lovers and neighbors.
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I try to make new things every day, but I save them up for a little while because pricing and selling and shipping things is time consuming. When I have a big sale, I can have friends come over to help me ship everything. I usually make a lot of announcements before I do one.

Look! I was on my friends’ Art From A Sausage podcast. More episodes will be on youtube and podcast places.

PIN - I think we are going the wrong way PIN - I think we are going the wrong way PIN - I think we are going the wrong way PIN - I think we are going the wrong way
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from $12.00

Great gifts for dogs who are the hottest and murderers and people who have had pizza or sexual intercourse!

Murder cat necklace (or cat collar charm)
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from $24.00
I had sexual intercourse with the kool aid man pin
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from $14.00
Let's go pee and go get pizza pin
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from $14.00
You are the hottest dog — necklace (or collar charm/key chain thing) You are the hottest dog — necklace (or collar charm/key chain thing) You are the hottest dog — necklace (or collar charm/key chain thing)
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from $19.00
Get it — it good!

36 pages of friendship and fun! If you have $6, you should get this.
Makes a cheap gift!