I try to make new things every day, but I save them up for a little while because pricing and selling and shipping things is time consuming. When I have a big sale, I can have friends come over to help me ship everything. I usually make a lot of announcements before I do one.

CERAMZINE 2026! 36 pages of dishes, danger, and destiny! Only $6!
from $6.00

Each year I make a zine with pictures of my favorites. They will be rare and valuable when I am dead. Buy one now and beat the rush. Makes a great cheap gift for mom, dad, grads, etc. 6”x6”, 36 pages. I didn’t post pictures of all the pages because I value the element of surprise.

Free shipping if I can pack it with something else you ordered.

Otherwise it’s $4 extra in the US, $10 extra for international.

PIN - I think we are going the wrong way PIN - I think we are going the wrong way PIN - I think we are going the wrong way PIN - I think we are going the wrong way
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PIN - I think we are going the wrong way
from $12.00

It’s true!

Fancy hard enamel pin! 1 inch wide.

Shipping costs $4 if you are only getting one pin, but it’s free if you buy some pottery on the same day. And if you buy more than one pin, you only need to pay shipping on the first one.

If you are getting more than one pin, buy the first one for $16 and the others for $12. You should probably get this one and the pizza one and the kool-aid one and maybe a $2,000 vase.

Great gifts for dogs who are the hottest and murderers and people who have had pizza or sexual intercourse!

Murder cat necklace (or cat collar charm)
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Murder cat necklace (or cat collar charm)
from $24.00

I sometimes do do murders!

Works for cats or humans.

Comes with:

  • Little murder cat made of dark metal and hard enamel — about an inch wide

  • tiny keyring/collar attachment

  • little cloth envelope thing!

  • necklace chain — it looks like it is a good length — doesn’t quite fit over my head, but it has a clasp

  • a few stickers and cards and things I printed on the printer at work

  • I think that’s it.

Shipping is free in the US

They are little, so I just use a first class stamp and a small padded mailer.
The only downside is that I won’t be able to send you a tracking number.

I had sexual intercourse with the kool aid man pin
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I had sexual intercourse with the kool aid man pin
from $14.00

Romantic!

Shipping costs $4 if you are only getting one pin, but it’s free if you buy some pottery on the same day. And if you buy more than one pin, you only need to pay shipping on the first one.

If you are getting more than one pin, buy the first one for $19 and the others for $14. You should probably get this one and the pizza one.

Makes a great slightly late Mother’s Day gift!

Let's go pee and go get pizza pin
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Let's go pee and go get pizza pin
from $14.00

Big plans!

Shipping costs $4 if you are only getting one pin, but it’s free if you buy some pottery on the same day. And if you buy more than one pin, you only need to pay shipping on the first one.

If you are getting more than one thing, buy the first one for $18 and the others for $14. You should probably get this one and the kool aid man one.

Special bonus finger! The pizza man on the back of the card has six fingers!

You are the hottest dog — necklace (or collar charm/key chain thing) You are the hottest dog — necklace (or collar charm/key chain thing) You are the hottest dog — necklace (or collar charm/key chain thing)
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You are the hottest dog — necklace (or collar charm/key chain thing)
from $19.00

YOU are the hottest dog!

Works for cats or dogs or hotdogs or humans. I made it cheaper because a lot of the ceramic things are expensive this time.

Comes with:

  • Little hot dog made of dark metal and hard enamel — about an inch wide

  • tiny keyring/collar attachment

  • little dime back envelope thing! With a sticker on the back that says SPECIAL unless I run out of stickers.

  • necklace chain — two feet long and shiny!

  • a few stickers and cards and things I printed on the printer at work

  • I think that’s it.

Shipping is free in the US

Look! I was on my friends’ Art From A Sausage podcast. More episodes will be on youtube and podcast places.