I try to make new things every day, but I save them up for a little while because pricing and selling and shipping things is time consuming. When I have a big sale, I can have friends come over to help me ship everything. I usually make a lot of announcements before I do one.
Each year I make a zine with pictures of my favorites. They will be rare and valuable when I am dead. Buy one now and beat the rush. Makes a great cheap gift for mom, dad, grads, etc. 6”x6”, 36 pages. I didn’t post pictures of all the pages because I value the element of surprise.
Free shipping if I can pack it with something else you ordered.
Otherwise it’s $4 extra in the US, $10 extra for international.
Great gifts for rare & magical creatures and dogs who are the hottest and murderers and people who have had pizza or sexual intercourse!
You are a rare and magical creature!
Works for unicorns or humans. Gifts for moms! Gifts for grads!
Comes with:
Little two-sided unicorn made of dark metal and hard enamel — about an inch wide
Fancy metal box!
necklace chain
A little card that you can write over if you want it to be a gift
tiny keyring/collar attachment
a few stickers and cards and things I printed on the printer at work
I think that’s it.
Shipping is free in the US
I sometimes do do murders!
Works for cats or humans.
Comes with:
Little murder cat made of dark metal and hard enamel — about an inch wide
tiny keyring/collar attachment
little cloth envelope thing!
necklace chain — it looks like it is a good length — doesn’t quite fit over my head, but it has a clasp
a few stickers and cards and things I printed on the printer at work
I think that’s it.
Shipping is free in the US
Big plans!
Shipping costs $4 if you are only getting one pin, but it’s free if you buy some pottery on the same day. And if you buy more than one pin, you only need to pay shipping on the first one.
If you are getting more than one thing, buy the first one for $18 and the others for $14. You should probably get this one and the kool aid man one.
Special bonus finger! The pizza man on the back of the card has six fingers!
Romantic!
Shipping costs $4 if you are only getting one pin, but it’s free if you buy some pottery on the same day. And if you buy more than one pin, you only need to pay shipping on the first one.
If you are getting more than one pin, buy the first one for $19 and the others for $14. You should probably get this one and the pizza one.
Makes a great slightly late Mother’s Day gift!
YOU are the hottest dog!
Works for cats or dogs or hotdogs or humans. I made it cheaper because a lot of the ceramic things are expensive this time.
Comes with:
Little hot dog made of dark metal and hard enamel — about an inch wide
tiny keyring/collar attachment
little dime back envelope thing! With a sticker on the back that says SPECIAL unless I run out of stickers.
necklace chain — two feet long and shiny!
a few stickers and cards and things I printed on the printer at work
I think that’s it.
Shipping is free in the US
It’s true!
Fancy hard enamel pin! 1 inch wide.
Shipping costs $4 if you are only getting one pin, but it’s free if you buy some pottery on the same day. And if you buy more than one pin, you only need to pay shipping on the first one.
If you are getting more than one pin, buy the first one for $16 and the others for $12. You should probably get this one and the pizza one and the kool-aid one and maybe a $2,000 vase.
Look! I was on my friends’ Art From A Sausage podcast. More episodes will be on youtube and podcast places.