Note: I am going to be out of town painting a mural until 10/26. If you order something while I’m gone, I’ll send it right when I get back!

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Necklace or cat/dog/unicorn collar charm with a fancy metal box! - I am a rare and magical creature / do not fuck with me
from $26.00
Murder cat necklace (or cat collar charm)
from $24.00
PIN - I think we are going the wrong way
from $12.00
I had sexual intercourse with the kool aid man pin
from $14.00
Let's go pee and go get pizza pin
from $14.00
You are the hottest dog — necklace (or collar charm/key chain thing)
from $19.00
Giftcard - makes a great gift!
from $50.00
CERAMZINE 2026! 36 pages of dishes, danger, and destiny! Only $6!
from $6.00
Snacks (six finger snacks!)
$140.00
Please put food in my face
$150.00
Planter: Do not forget to water it.
$140.00
Do not talk to this plant.
$200.00
Skull Thing!
$130.00
I am very old.
$170.00
pitcher that I drew
$130.00
Sculpted one - Things to eat
$260.00
Let's eat using only our feet.
$165.00
Sexiest person alive ← me
$120.00
very special sphere.
$620.00
Paying for international or special shipping
from $10.00

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