Note: I’m going to be visiting friends from 12/22-12/28. If you order anything while I’m gone, I’ll send it right when I get back.

  • Domestic Shipping: Free unless otherwise noted. I usually mail everything out two or three days after a big shop update. Between shop updates it sometimes takes me five or six days to box things up and mail them. If you are in a rush, let me know and I will be faster.

    International Shipping: Outside of the US, you need to pay for shipping but it is usually not very expensive. I’ll find out what the US Post Office charges and email you when it is shipped (and if it is real expensive to ship, I’ll email you before I ship it to make sure paying for shipping is still okay).

    New Yorkers: If you want to try to pick up things outside my apartment in brooklyn heights, let me know. Also, you gotta pay sales tax now. Sorry! It will be added at checkout.

    Shopping cart stuff: The e-commerce platform I use is usually good but sometimes annoying. Once in a while it lets other people buy things while you are trying to buy them. Sorry about that. I am trying to figure out a fix.

    A good big scam: I make almost all of the ceramic things out of pots that friends at the studio have thrown and no longer want. I’m no good at using the wheel.

    Imperfections: They are all a little messed up. If you get one in the mail and it is more messed up than you thought it would be, write me an email and we can figure it out.

    Food safety: Everything is safe to eat off of (unless I write a big note at the top of the page to say it isn’t). A few of the things are unglazed, but cooked at super high temperatures (cone 10). Those ones will be less smooth and require a little more scrubbing if you fill them with something sticky.

    Microwave and dishwasher safety: I hand wash everything to be safe and don’t microwave with them too often, but all the things are safe. Microwaving and dishwashing increase the chances of things cracking, but sometimes you need to live a little. You can get away with a little bit of microwaving and dishwashing.

    Art Stuff: If I get real famous when I am old, I might email you to ask if I can borrow something back for a show. Also, if you know how I can get real famous or into more art shows, let me know.

    Send me a picture! If you are up for it. I sometimes put them on instagram stories, but mostly I just like to see where everything ends up.

    Questions: Write to me at davezackin@gmail.com or via instagram.

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I made this one cheaper! You are the hottest dog — necklace/collar charm/key chain thing
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Let's go pee and go get pizza pin
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I had sexual intercourse with the kool aid man pin
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Murder cat necklace (or cat collar charm)
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CERAMZINE 2024! 36 pages! Only $6! You should buy it!
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Lamp with a wicker shade and a knowing look
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Lamp — my brain has melted.
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Big big 27 inch tall lamp — It is important to have a big lamp in case the sun suddenly implodes.
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20 inch tall lamp — all of the photons are escaping!
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Bowl with drips all over it.
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little bottle one with big eyes.
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face jug vase that's leaning to the side.
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Bowl with a man with a hand with a spoon
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Big sexy vase face whom I am going to marry. 10 inches tall. Real heavy.
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The one with all the teeth.
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Bowl with a little bowl inside the bowl
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bottle shaped vase face with a mustache.
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Let's take speed and make our home tidier than it has ever been.
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Snake planter
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Concentric circles around a concerned face
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Please stop reading this mug
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Please drink my liquified brain!
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Please let me rest in peace.
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I can't decide what to eat and I can't decide what to eat and I can't decide what to eat and
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A little salad I threw together with danedlion greens, wood sorrel, and wild mushrooms that may or may not be deadly if ingested.
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They all came out of my intestines
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Little guy who keeps looking at me
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It is not immediately clear what kind of animal I am.
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Important things (made with fancy porcelain!)
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Please do not forget me.
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Beware of cat. (is written on the other side)
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Blue vase old man who is handsome
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I tolerate you ♥
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Help! I am stuck in this bowl!
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accidentally made one that looks like a stretched lego head who has seen some things.
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Vase with delicious foods in bowl.
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I brought you flowers and most of a sandwich ❤ (it says that on the back)
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Multi-snakes planter
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Big 15.5 inch wide platter — They were selling dead fish at the supermarket and I bought this dead fish they were selling...
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Let's write some novels about horses — erotic novels!
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eating with a spoon guy. Looks good at different angles
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Big planter — do not talk to this plant unless it talks to you.
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Help Help! I am sinking into the soup!
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Vase with drips on its forehead
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The littlest teacup.
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Mug that leaks water out of its eyes
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Let's pee pee on things!!!
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Maybe we should worship the moon?
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Hello, I am the nudest of nudists.
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big one with his fingers in his mouth.
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Mug with blue drippy drips and a face.
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very bad ideas
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Homemade artisanal boner pills (made of fancy porcelain)
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The moon is full but I am still hungry.
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Little mug with a scratch inside
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surprised vase
$220.00
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Little vessel with a large mouth. Maybe a sponge goes in there?
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I sometimes pee in this vase when I don't feel like walking all the way to the bathroom. // The flowers, they wilt so quickly
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Mug with a man with a mustache
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Little teacup face with a nose.
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Jar with a face with a lid with a heart
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I'll be in the batroom. Made of porcelain!
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Shhh — my mug and I are still asleep. (is what it says on the back)
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Let's stay up all night and eat garbage and get falsely accused of spreading the bubonic plague
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I am not not freaking out on the right now. (you can tell from the face on the back)
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A little privacy please. I'm very busy molting in your salad.
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Blue mug with a face who is ready to hear all your woes
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vase face in a daze
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Treasures I found in the secret spaces between the cushions of the couch. (treasures are depicted on the back)
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Sometimes the dog eats my food sometimes I eat the dog's food sometimes the dog eats my food...
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Clock — time to look at our phones again.
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This vessel will be way cooler once I metamorphosize into a beautiful butterfly.
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our brains are very very small and our brains are very very small and our brains are very very small and
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I was planning to sleep until spring.
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big bowl — sometimes I just want to eat a shit-ton of cheerios.
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Spatulae/spatuleem/spatulas container
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loves me / loves my butt / loves me / loves my butt / loves me / loves my butt / loves me / loves my butt
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My pear has come to life but I am still going to eat it.
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I am sorry if I just gave you salmonella.
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If I die under mysterious circumstances while eating whatever is in this bowl, you can have the rest.
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I am a very cool worm
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If I am dead and you are cleaning out my apartment, please don't throw out this vase. I bought it off the internet.
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Oh wow! A talking snake!
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I think we are lost
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Ball of fun with a dirty nose
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I sometimes drink my coffee out of this thing but if you buy me flowers I'll keep them in here instead.
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It is time to smell all the smells
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old man-ter platner
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Please do not step on the flowers.
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Hanging planter with a beauty mark
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Handsome face on a vessel.
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