shop update!! May 7 at 9pm eastern!

If the cat necklace is no longer at the top of the page, it means the new dishes are up and available. Things might arrive late for mother’s day — write me a note if you are desperate.

  • Domestic Shipping: Free unless otherwise noted. I usually mail everything out two or three days after a big shop update. Between shop updates it sometimes takes me five or six days to box things up and mail them. If you are in a rush, let me know and I will be faster.

    International Shipping: Outside of the US, you need to pay for shipping but it is usually not very expensive. I’ll find out what the US Post Office charges and email you when it is shipped (and if it is real expensive to ship, I’ll email you before I ship it to make sure paying for shipping is still okay).

    New Yorkers: If you want to try to pick up things outside my apartment in brooklyn heights, let me know. Also, you gotta pay sales tax now. Sorry! It will be added at checkout.

    Shopping cart stuff: The e-commerce platform I use is usually good but sometimes annoying. Once in a while it lets other people buy things while you are trying to buy them. Sorry about that. I am trying to figure out a fix.

    A good big scam: I make almost all of the ceramic things out of pots that friends at the studio have thrown and no longer want. I’m no good at using the wheel.

    Imperfections: They are all a little messed up. If you get one in the mail and it is more messed up than you thought it would be, write me an email and we can figure it out.

    Food safety: Everything is safe to eat off of (unless I write a big note at the top of the page to say it isn’t). A few of the things are unglazed, but cooked at super high temperatures (cone 10). Those ones will be less smooth and require a little more scrubbing if you fill them with something sticky.

    Microwave and dishwasher safety: I hand wash everything to be safe and don’t microwave with them too often, but all the things are safe. Microwaving and dishwashing increase the chances of things cracking, but sometimes you need to live a little. You can get away with a little bit of microwaving and dishwashing.

    Art Stuff: If I get real famous when I am old, I might email you to ask if I can borrow something back for a show. Also, if you know how I can get real famous or into more art shows, let me know.

    Send me a picture! If you are up for it. I sometimes put them on instagram stories, but mostly I just like to see where everything ends up.

    Questions: Write to me at davezackin@gmail.com or via instagram.

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blue hanging planter that is cool and wacky
$210.00
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My favorite thing about drinking tea is watching the water turn brown.
$140.00
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Everything is terrible except these flowers. (8 inches tall)
$200.00
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Let's panic now!
$210.00
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Little hanging planter man
$210.00
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I will now perform a sexy dance for you.
$260.00
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It feels so weird to be away at this hour.
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I spy a eye guy.
$200.00
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Sexy mood lighting
$215.00
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Mug that's looking over there.
$200.00
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Little yellowish planter man.
$170.00
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face in a bowl
$150.00
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I have a bad idea.
$220.00
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Smiling while freaking out.
$210.00
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I'm not religious but I do look forward to haunting houses and chasing pacman when my times comes.
$190.00
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blue and brown porcelain vase with a mouth and teeth and stuff.
$280.00
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Happy little planter
$160.00
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Two men on a cup. I think they are cousins.
$130.00
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I am done // sorry
$180.00
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Hello. I just want to let you know that I do not mind if you get food all over my face...
$240.00
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Little porcelain planter who sometimes cries a little out of one eye
$135.00
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If nobody eats the grapes I'll smoosh them and make some wine.
$160.00
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Let's get the fuck out of this place.
$210.00
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This party is for elegant elephants only — sorry. (a little messed up, but not very)
$130.00
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Elephuck you.
$160.00
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The vase with all the faces.
$360.00
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Mug with teeth!
$220.00
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Yawning and yelling and yodeling and screaming vase
$380.00
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Can't talk right now. I'm having pretend arguments with strangers in my head.
$210.00
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Porcelain one! - If my thumb had a face.
$90.00
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Do not forget — wallet • keys • phone • glasses • pills • gum • pants (wall hanging one)
$190.00
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I am kind of a weird thing to eat if you think about it. Maybe the best bet is to not think about anything.
$180.00
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slightly perturbed mug.
$190.00
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Whiteish, wideish hanging planter
$220.00
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I am hoping gravity will send the cocoa puffs and wasbi peas directly into my mouth.
$240.00
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Still single? You should make some extremely loud guttural noises to attract a mate.
$220.00
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vase with extremely attractive blob people on it
$260.00
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Please do not be jealous of the cool things I own and keep in here.
$150.00
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This does not feel very good.
$180.00
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Mug with mugs on it. And other dishes.
$220.00
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I'm not sure if it's the food or it's the odors my boy naturally produces, but something smells delicious!!!
$230.00
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old face mug face mug
$200.00
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My face is a mess and this place is a mess.
$55.00
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Very special pencils!!! Please do not eat the erasers off of them.
$140.00
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a man with a banana
$180.00
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Foods that a tiny mouse would also enjoy. (there is a mouse on it too)
$90.00
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Hair and nail clippings from people I am not not stalking // Oops, meant to say not stalking — not not not stalking.
$230.00
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grinning planter man
$185.00
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Old man face bowl
$240.00
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This place is definitely haunted. (wall hanging ghost)
$170.00
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I will take you away from all of this. (wall hanging horse)
$130.00
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eek it is a snake!
$130.00
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I am going to chew on it.
$160.00
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It looks rough out there. I'll stay in here.
$110.00
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Guy with two arms and a big smile.
$240.00
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I am working on turning all my teeth brown.
$170.00
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Funny fun fun ball
$200.00
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Freaky freaky face vase
$90.00
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I am my favorite and least favorite person.
$190.00
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This vase would look better with flowers in it. // Look! I got flowers! — 9.5 inches tall.
$250.00
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Mug with a face making a face
$190.00
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I'm going to doe some epic legendary magical mystical shit later today.
$240.00
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I think I might be stuck in this position.
$200.00
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Put things on my face
$45.00
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Dinoh Yeah!
$130.00
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Thank you for eating from my butt bowl. (8 inches wide)
$250.00
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Little blue bowl of fun.
$190.00
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Tall skinny face vase that looks like my deceased father in law Gerard.
$220.00
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I need to know who has secret crushes on me but I do not know where to find that information.
$250.00
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I have cleaned this bowl by licking it.
$230.00
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it's the tooth.
$130.00
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blue mug for you mug
$220.00
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Murder cat necklace (or cat collar charm)
from $24.00
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You are the hottest dog — necklace (or collar charm/key chain thing)
from $19.00
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CERAMZINE 2025! 36 pages of friendship and fun! Only $6!
from $6.00
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Let's go pee and go get pizza pin
from $14.00
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I had sexual intercourse with the kool aid man pin
from $14.00
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10 inch tall porcelain vase face guy. Fancy!
$510.00
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Sexiest person alive ← me
$190.00
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Big sexy vase face whom I am going to marry. 10 inches tall. Real heavy.
$730.00
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Paying for international or special shipping
from $10.00
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