New stuff is up! I’ll try to do another site update in early fall with lamps and a new necklace.

***NOTE: I’ll be out of town from August 21 until September 2. If you order anything, I’ll ship it right when I get back!***

  • Domestic Shipping: Free unless otherwise noted. I usually mail everything out two or three days after a big shop update. Between shop updates it sometimes takes me five or six days to box things up and mail them. If you are in a rush, let me know and I will be faster.

    International Shipping: Outside of the US, you need to pay for shipping but it is usually not very expensive. I’ll find out what the US Post Office charges and email you when it is shipped (and if it is real expensive to ship, I’ll email you before I ship it to make sure paying for shipping is still okay).

    New Yorkers: If you want to try to pick up things outside my apartment in brooklyn heights, let me know. Also, you gotta pay sales tax now. Sorry! It will be added at checkout.

    Shopping cart stuff: The e-commerce platform I use is usually good but sometimes annoying. Once in a while it lets other people buy things while you are trying to buy them. Sorry about that. I am trying to figure out a fix.

    A good big scam: I make almost all of the ceramic things out of pots that friends at the studio have thrown and no longer want. I’m no good at using the wheel.

    Imperfections: They are all a little messed up. If you get one in the mail and it is more messed up than you thought it would be, write me an email and we can figure it out.

    Food safety: Everything is safe to eat off of (unless I write a big note at the top of the page to say it isn’t). A few of the things are unglazed, but cooked at super high temperatures (cone 10). Those ones will be less smooth and require a little more scrubbing if you fill them with something sticky.

    Microwave and dishwasher safety: I hand wash everything to be safe and don’t microwave with them too often, but all the things are safe. Microwaving and dishwashing increase the chances of things cracking, but sometimes you need to live a little. You can get away with a little bit of microwaving and dishwashing.

    Art Stuff: If I get real famous when I am old, I might email you to ask if I can borrow something back for a show. Also, if you know how I can get real famous or into more art shows, let me know.

    Send me a picture! If you are up for it. I sometimes put them on instagram stories, but mostly I just like to see where everything ends up.

    Questions: Write to me at davezackin@gmail.com or via instagram.

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PIN - I think we are going the wrong way
from $12.00
Murder cat necklace (or cat collar charm)
from $24.00
CERAMZINE 2026! 36 pages of dishes, danger, and destiny! Only $6!
from $6.00
You are the hottest dog — necklace (or collar charm/key chain thing)
from $19.00
Let's go pee and go get pizza pin
from $14.00
I had sexual intercourse with the kool aid man pin
from $14.00
Sticker - I think we are going the wrong way (4 inches wide)
$6.00
Giftcard - makes a great gift!
from $50.00
When the groceries run out I am going to eat this plant.
$140.00
Someone else bought it.
This vase came with a teacup. (9.5 inches tall - the vase, not the teacup)
$690.00
If your are not going to eat your shrimp tail shells, can I wear them on my fingers?
$140.00
Someone else bought it.
Time and space have no meaning. There is only your butt.
$210.00
Someone else bought it.
A egg
$70.00
Someone else bought it.
Having sex with me is the best and I think other people should try it.
$180.00
Someone else bought it.
Big fermentation jar - Let's make sauerkraut and pickles and kimchi and hopefully not botulism! (it says that on the lid) - 9 inches tall
$480.00
Someone else bought it.
Little cup that is wearing glasses and fits in a bigger cup that is wearing glasses.
$155.00
Someone else bought it.
People keep putting strange things in this cup (there is a face on the other side)
$160.00
Someone else bought it.
These plant genitals smell almost as good as my human genitals - 6 inches tall.
$220.00
Someone else bought it.
I found a comfortable position and now I cannot be moved. (there is also a little rat on the back) - 6.5 inches wide.
$160.00
Someone else bought it.
Mug with a nose that goes all the way around and ends up in the ear.
$180.00
Extremely rare autographed baseball (jesus christ)
$120.00
Someone else bought it.
Please cover me with rare treasures and magic items.
$140.00
Someone else bought it.
Clock: I know what time it is but I don't know what time is. - 9 inches wide.
$220.00
Someone else bought it.
I bet my skull looks cool and I'm sad I'll never get to see it.
$70.00
Someone else bought it.
My collection of dollar bills with extremely interesting serial numbers goes in here until I get hungry and exchange it for slices of pizza.
$230.00
Someone else bought it.
Conspiracies used to be more fun
$135.00
Someone else bought it.
Nuts and small rocks that look like nuts
$200.00
Big bowl - I have something for us to eat. EEK. 9 inches wide.
$230.00
Someone else bought it.
Happy and sad two sided vase with arms. 8.5 inches wide
$415.00
Someone else bought it.
It is my bowl but I'm pretty sure it is not my nipple.
$160.00
Who are we and what are we doing here? Who are you and what are YOU doing here? 7.5 inches wide.
$220.00
Mug that is wearing glasses.
$200.00
Someone else bought it.
Mug gone wild
$160.00
Someone else bought it.
Tray for finger foods - 9 inches wide
$210.00
Someone else bought it.
Happy happy mug mug.
$190.00
Someone else bought it.
Smells good!
$75.00
I stay up all night and live in filth and eat anything I can find.
$230.00
Let's eat oats and go on adventures and go pee wherever we want.
$180.00
Someone else bought it.
Museum of toothbrushes that former lovers left at my home.
$230.00
Very little cup holding a very very little cup.
$65.00
Someone else bought it.
I am planning to knock over this vase and eat the flowers.
$280.00
Someone else bought it.
Hello! Hello (it says hello in big letters on the outside too)
$150.00
Plate (you could hang it on the wall tho): This clock does not work and it is missing a seven and people keep putting their food on it and I am pretty sure I am late for something.
$210.00
Someone else bought it.
Planter: Let's water the plants and smash the state (there's a face on the other side)
$120.00
Someone else bought it.
THere is a tiny inverted version of me living inside my spoon. I hope he is doing okay in there.
$160.00
My collection of vintage and antique cigarette butts goes in here.
$145.00
Acoustic toothbrushes from before I went electric
$150.00
Someone else bought it.
I am thinking of going feral.
$170.00
Someone else bought it.
Mug with a face and an arm, but not the other arm.
$160.00
Someone else bought it.
Do not talk to this plant.
$200.00
Planter: a tiny snake convinced me to eat the fruits of this plant and now I've fallen from grace and someday will die and it hurts when I pee.
$150.00
Snack Treats! 7 inches wide.
$180.00
Mug having a strong reaction.
$180.00
I cleaned this bowl by licking every part of it.
$140.00
Someone else bought it.
Skull Thing!
$130.00
Pills!
$40.00
Someone else bought it.
It makes me pee. It makes me poo.
$140.00
Someone else bought it.
If you can read this and there is left over cat food in here, you can eat it.
$170.00
Someone else bought it.
Be warned. I smell terrible after a few days. SORRY.
$150.00
Someone else bought it.
Please try not to stare at the breast in this bowl.
$210.00
Smiling big bowl with arms. Pretty on the inside. 10 inches wide. You could give it as a wedding present.
$260.00
Someone else bought it.
Once we finish eating the lobster let's attach its exoskeleton to a radio-radio controlled car and drive it around for a little bit. - 8 inches wide.
$180.00
...if there are no clean mugs you can slurp your coffee out of this dish. Please do not spill! 6.5 inches wide.
$120.00
I'm getting into landscape art. 6.5 inches wide, 3.5 inches tall.
$175.00
Someone else bought it.
It's weird that these space-alien genitals look so much like Earth flowers.
$190.00
Someone else bought it.
Greeny green face mug.
$190.00
Someone else bought it.
I scream you scream
$240.00
Someone else bought it.
I am very old.
$170.00
Me and this vase are doing the best we can. 6 inches tall and wide.
$280.00
Someone else bought it.
Fine Art One: And I think to myself, what a wonderful worm bowl
$160.00
Someone else bought it.
Cup and saucer set: Oh shit — the drinks are getting cold // Oh shit — we are getting old
$230.00
Someone else bought it.
Vase that also has a butt. 7 inches tall.
$430.00
pitcher that I drew
$130.00
very beautiful man with a blue hole in his head.
$340.00
Mug with one arm that can be a handle and another arm that is slightly less useful.
$190.00
Let's do drugs and pretend we are slugs.
$150.00
Someone else bought it.
Nose and face in a bowl.
$210.00
Someone else bought it.
I can see up your nose!
$65.00
Someone else bought it.
I am not sure about what I just ate.
$135.00
Planter - I accidentally swallowed a seed and now this plant is growing out of my head. 8 inches wide
$310.00
Someone else bought it.
Vase that's leaning forward and looks cool on the inside - 9.5 inches tall
$780.00
I'd rather be watching videos on the internet that make me sad or very very upset.
$125.00
Cup with big thumb.
$65.00
Mug that hugs or maybe just has arms all over it?
$150.00
Eye C. U. P.
$70.00
Someone else bought it.
lamp: stop looking at my nose. (18 inches tall)
$1,100.00
Lamp: Weird things are happing. (20 inches tall)
$1,200.00
Let's bathe in mud. It's so cool
$140.00
Someone else bought it.
Hey, let's pour things into and onto other things.
$250.00
The wolf will never catch me. It is carved on the side of this pot and cannot move.
$180.00
Someone else bought it.
Sculpted one - Things to eat
$260.00
They say that ants have eaten a hole in your bagel, but I think that's a fable.
$130.00
Hanging planter with gold luster: I can fly I can fly!
$170.00
Someone else bought it.
Let's eat using only our feet.
$165.00
I put this vase next to the mirror so it looks like I have two vases.
$230.00
Someone else bought it.
I don't really like tea, but I still like to be invited to all the tea parties
$120.00
Someone else bought it.
Let's lure young sailors to a watery grave
$150.00
Potpourri that smells like and maybe is pot
$170.00
Someone else bought it.
For a very lumpy vase, this thing was kind of expensive.
$130.00
Someone else bought it.
very fancy salt — deadly for slugs, delicious for me. (slugs are sculpted on the outside)
$90.00
Someone else bought it.
Big vessel and his son, a mug. (about 10 inches wide)
$1,200.00
The foods you put inside this bowl and put inside yourself are sometimes kind of gross (face on the outside)
$130.00
Someone else bought it.
Let's make potato salad and then make out. (8 inch wide bowl)
$190.00
I got you this cup for your collection of grains of sand. If you have more than 300,000 of them, you might need a larger cup.
$160.00
Someone else bought it.
Let's watch tv and play rhinoplasty detective!
$210.00
Big blue face bowl (10.5 inches wide if you include the ears)
$320.00
Someone else bought it.
It is a myth that sharks never sleep, but I still will not sleep with you
$150.00
I have already eaten all of the mini-pretzels that were in this dish, and I must continue to eat foods or I will die.
$135.00
Let's slither around and eat our food whole. (8 inches tall)
$320.00
I like my ice cream a la mode
$150.00
Someone else bought it.
I should not be eating the things that I am eating.
$160.00
I hope my skull looks cooler than the generic skull I picture whenever I try to imagine what my skull looks like (cool skull is drawn on the back)
$180.00
Someone else bought it.
Big handsome head, orange on the inside
$540.00
I am hoping gravity will send the cocoa puffs and wasbi peas directly into my mouth.
$160.00
Got too high on catnip. Going to take a catnap.
$220.00
snake with a face on a vase (8.5 inches tall)
$640.00
Approximately twelve people in the world died and twenty three were born while you were reading this. Maybe more if you read slow.
$160.00
Sexiest person alive ← me
$120.00
The one that was on the poster when I had a big show (8.5 inches tall)
$880.00
Blue bottle vase guy with the arms
$360.00
Big white vase with long arms. Fine art! Fine art!
$540.00
Big big bowl face that's turquoise inside (1 foot wide)
$640.00
Guy eating noodles from a cup (10 inches tall)
$1,400.00
Big bowl - just a little snacky snack - my friend Jeff did kintsugi repairs on it. (10 inches wide)
$200.00
Guy drinking soda from a jazzy cup (8 inches tall)
$1,100.00
He eats a pizza! (12 inches wide, 8.5 inches tall)
$780.00
10 inch tall porcelain vase face guy. Fancy!
$540.00
Big one with arms and a mustache (around 13 inches wide)
$630.00
very special sphere.
$620.00
Favorite guy with a vase growing out of his head.
$1,000.00
Kintsugi repaired guy with coffee cup
$2,200.00
Big sexy vase face whom I am going to marry. 10 inches tall. Real heavy.
$690.00
Paying for international or special shipping
from $10.00

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