• Domestic Shipping: Free unless otherwise noted. I usually mail everything out two or three days after a big shop update. Between shop updates it sometimes takes me five or six days to box things up and mail them. If you are in a rush, let me know and I will be faster.

    International Shipping: Outside of the US, you need to pay for shipping but it is usually not very expensive. I’ll find out what the US Post Office charges and email you when it is shipped (and if it is real expensive to ship, I’ll email you before I ship it to make sure paying for shipping is still okay).

    New Yorkers: If you want to try to pick up things outside my apartment in brooklyn heights, let me know. Also, you gotta pay sales tax now. Sorry! It will be added at checkout.

    Shopping cart stuff: The e-commerce platform I use is usually good but sometimes annoying. Once in a while it lets other people buy things while you are trying to buy them. Sorry about that. I am trying to figure out a fix.

    A good big scam: I make almost all of the ceramic things out of pots that friends at the studio have thrown and no longer want. I’m no good at using the wheel.

    Imperfections: They are all a little messed up. If you get one in the mail and it is more messed up than you thought it would be, write me an email and we can figure it out.

    Food safety: Everything is safe to eat off of (unless I write a big note at the top of the page to say it isn’t). A few of the things are unglazed, but cooked at super high temperatures (cone 10). Those ones will be less smooth and require a little more scrubbing if you fill them with something sticky.

    Microwave and dishwasher safety: I hand wash everything to be safe and don’t microwave with them too often, but all the things are safe. Microwaving and dishwashing increase the chances of things cracking, but sometimes you need to live a little. You can get away with a little bit of microwaving and dishwashing.

    Art Stuff: If I get real famous when I am old, I might email you to ask if I can borrow something back for a show. Also, if you know how I can get real famous or into more art shows, let me know.

    Send me a picture! If you are up for it. I sometimes put them on instagram stories, but mostly I just like to see where everything ends up.

    Questions: Write to me at davezackin@gmail.com or via instagram.

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everything socks // socks to be you
$180.00
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Let's melt down all the silverware and eat with our hands
$200.00
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10 inch tall porcelain vase face guy. Fancy!
$510.00
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Oh wow! Hey look it is a better version of the batman logo that includes the little bat's eyes and teeth and stuff
$230.00
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I am planning to outlive this plant.
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butt cleaning tools
$240.00
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Things
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Lamp! I am a little confused all the time.
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Sexiest person alive ← me
$190.00
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mug with two arms and a mona lisa smile
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bag of drugs and/or candy
$160.00
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Clock - Oh shit - we are getting old.
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THe world is falling apart and I would also like a snack.
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NO TIME
$110.00
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Can't talk right now — I'm busy reliving embarassing memories for the 10,000th time.
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Where have all the snack treats gone?
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This cup has an elephant on it.
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I have decided to let this plant live for now.
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I am very upset or very hungry.
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blue mug for you mug
$230.00
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Twigs and small sticks that I found outside
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I have been right here under your food all along!
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The mug with the good teeth.
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Funny fun fun ball
$230.00
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Little blue vase guy
$180.00
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all of the most interesting fingers on a cup
$70.00
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You could put small worms in here and I could eat the small worms.
$130.00
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Let's smash old light bulbs, harvest the tungsten, and store it in here!
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Open mouth face guy. You could kiss him with your tongue!
$230.00
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You should spend more time thinking about dinosaurs.
$150.00
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old face mug face mug
$220.00
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Let's push things off the table and watch them break.
$260.00
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slightly perturbed mug.
$200.00
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Super large 11" wide bowl — we are wild and free and you cannot tame us.
$280.00
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Snack Time (see pictures - good carving on this one)
$230.00
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Unless I am eating a sandwich right now, I'd like to eat a sandwich right now.
$120.00
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I am going to eat a healthy breakfast and then scream all day.
$260.00
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7" wide salad bowl — I foraged all these mushrooms for our salad, but some of them are probably poisonous.
$250.00
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Put some little tiny dead flowers in here please.
$170.00
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Accidentally bit my finger and now I have developed a taste for human flesh
$160.00
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Little yellowish planter man.
$200.00
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Avocado pits
$70.00
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Yes, it's true, I boiled the macaroni and added the little packet of powdered cheese by hand...
$270.00
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big bowl - Hello. I would like a treat.
$230.00
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cup with thing on it.
$135.00
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Dinoh Yeah!
$150.00
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Bowl with stripes inside and a face on the outside and some ears.
$260.00
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Mug who is looking over there.
$190.00
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Elixir of eternal oldness (there's a face on the back)
$140.00
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Still single? You should make some extremely loud guttural noises to attract a mate.
$250.00
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I eat the disembodied souls of the dead. Also, lots and lots of pills.
$240.00
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Cookies for everyone!! but I have taken bites out of some of them. (9 inch wide dish)
$190.00
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Strange things are happening inside my body! (it says that on the back)
$160.00
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Blue one with the big eyes
$170.00
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If you are not going to eat these cigarette butts, I will.
$160.00
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Let's eat and eat and never sleep
$170.00
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My brain — it must be stopped!
$70.00
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big 11 inch wide bowl: You could put anything you want in this bowl but it is mostly for bananas
$250.00
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Band-Aids that I found in swimming pools. // They are still good.
$170.00
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Flower pot with various flowers on it!
$170.00
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big dish - Single (slightly warped)
$170.00
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The world is a mess. My mix is the best.
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Nearly seven inch tall container full of worms.
$220.00
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iMug
$180.00
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A taste sensation!
$115.00
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Currently freaking out.
$120.00
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little blue friend
$160.00
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Tall skinny face vase that looks like my deceased father in law Gerard.
$230.00
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Guy with two arms and a big smile.
$240.00
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Two men on a cup. I think they are cousins.
$150.00
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Feed food to my feet please.
$130.00
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Porcelain one! - If my thumb had a face.
$140.00
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Treasures found in pockets of coats I haven't worn since last winter.
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face in a bowl
$170.00
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Big sexy vase face whom I am going to marry. 10 inches tall. Real heavy.
$730.00
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Murder cat necklace (or cat collar charm)
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You are the hottest dog — necklace (or collar charm/key chain thing)
from $19.00
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CERAMZINE 2025! 36 pages of friendship and fun! Only $6!
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Let's go pee and go get pizza pin
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I had sexual intercourse with the kool aid man pin
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Paying for international or special shipping
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